Hyperbole: Two Peas in a Pod

As the strains of “Far Away”, a Nickelback song I hate with every fiber of my being,  my ears began bleeding and my teeth shattered. I quickly changed stations to avoid complete insanity.



This weekend Trifecta asked us to dish up some hyperbole. In exactly 33 words. Sorry, no song video. I’ll take my hyperbolic lyrics and music from someone else thank you very much.



11 comments on “Hyperbole: Two Peas in a Pod

  1. El Guapo says:

    Great entry, but…I;m not seeing the hyperbole here.
    Doesn’t Nickelback do exactly that to everyone? 😉


  2. deanabo says:

    Wait, this is something Lance would write. Love it.


  3. Jeez, if you spared a fiber or two, maybe your ears wouldn’t bleed. lol CATHARSIS FTW!


  4. Tara R. says:

    Poor Nickleback…


  5. Draug419 says:

    Oh I’m like this every time a song I hate plays on my work’s radio. The worst part is they don’t change the track list except for maybe once a year. If I’m lucky lol


  6. Lance says:

    This how you’re supposed to react. That’s why great music exist to put you back together.


  7. I have to go listen to the song after that!


  8. t says:

    Now, THAT’S a reaction!


  9. Lumdog says:

    Good job. Your hyperbole drove the point home…with a sledgehammer.


  10. vivinf rance says:

    There’s music like this that drives me daft. Great hyperbole.


  11. joetwo says:

    Nobody loves Nickleback! Good one!


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