Hyperbole: Two Peas in a Pod

As the strains of “Far Away”, a Nickelback song I hate with every fiber of my being,  my ears began bleeding and my teeth shattered. I quickly changed stations to avoid complete insanity.

 

This weekend Trifecta asked us to dish up some hyperbole. In exactly 33 words. Sorry, no song video. I’ll take my hyperbolic lyrics and music from someone else thank you very much.